Figuring Out Jesus' Identity

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was BLACK:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was JEWISH:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure
he was a god.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was
more work for him to do.